A bihari billa is always under tremendous pressure to achieve something in life. If there are 3 or 4 billas in the same billa family, then there is some kind of safety net. Not that the billa parents relent in their dreams but that the dreams can be fulfilled in part by each and every billa.
For instance, if your billa parents aspire for their kid to be "Rich and with high social standing and with a nice billi bahu and billa grandsons." Your siblings can for the first time in your life come to your aid. Let's say:-
a. Your eldest brother- He could become rich by killing the wealthiest billa seth in the locality, even though he would not have a high social standing but atleast he would have coins in lieu.
b. The middle one- He could become a teacher, have a high social standing but beware, he might have the ability to count to a hundred.... but he may never find the need to do so.
c. You, the smallest- Could then spend your life to finding that perfect Billi Bahu and then devote all your time in the making of those "Billa grandsons". Upon whom you can then safely transfer the burden of your dreams.
Simple, ain't it?
CAREER OPTIONS A BIHARI BILLA HAS.....
1. B.Tech degree - The Billa in Technology degree, the dream of every Bihari Parent. Become a B.Tech if you want to become an ideal Damad for prospective FIL's and MIL's. As for career prospects, do I need to figure everything for you?
2. M.B.B.S- Mr. Billa Bachelor of Surgery. If you enrol for this degree, it is automatically assumed that you couldn't have fared well in maths. Akhir tabhi toh Biology padha na? But, the added bonus of this vocation would be the golden chance to slit throats under the name of "Surgery" and then some quality time with the Billi Nurses.
3. Lawyer.- If you were the kind of Billa, who loved killing rats, devouring the savoury guts and leaving the bones to your bro to tidy up, boy, you are an inherent lawyer! My blessings....
4. Business Man- Yeah, you hate studying. You were born with a silver whisker and you have a generous benefactor, who fulfils either of the 3 conditions.
a. He is rich and has no "next of kin" and no other option besides you.
b. He is going to die soon enough leaving behind a great enterprise for you.
c. He is naïve enough to believe in your talents and your ideas.
5.Sarkari naukri- What does it matter, if you have no great ideas but if you have become the liability of the Billa Government. Your ass cannot be fired, you get paid holidays, boy you have scored a jackpot......
7. Reality check- If you don't achieve any of the above, seriously it does not matter if you become an artist, a musician, an architect or anything of that sort. You are not among the top suitors for a "Convent education billi, with skills like- gardening, painting etc".
I hope you find solace in the above 7 prospects. If you don't you could always start your own blog and start venting.........
For instance, if your billa parents aspire for their kid to be "Rich and with high social standing and with a nice billi bahu and billa grandsons." Your siblings can for the first time in your life come to your aid. Let's say:-
a. Your eldest brother- He could become rich by killing the wealthiest billa seth in the locality, even though he would not have a high social standing but atleast he would have coins in lieu.
b. The middle one- He could become a teacher, have a high social standing but beware, he might have the ability to count to a hundred.... but he may never find the need to do so.
c. You, the smallest- Could then spend your life to finding that perfect Billi Bahu and then devote all your time in the making of those "Billa grandsons". Upon whom you can then safely transfer the burden of your dreams.
Simple, ain't it?
CAREER OPTIONS A BIHARI BILLA HAS.....
1. B.Tech degree - The Billa in Technology degree, the dream of every Bihari Parent. Become a B.Tech if you want to become an ideal Damad for prospective FIL's and MIL's. As for career prospects, do I need to figure everything for you?
2. M.B.B.S- Mr. Billa Bachelor of Surgery. If you enrol for this degree, it is automatically assumed that you couldn't have fared well in maths. Akhir tabhi toh Biology padha na? But, the added bonus of this vocation would be the golden chance to slit throats under the name of "Surgery" and then some quality time with the Billi Nurses.
3. Lawyer.- If you were the kind of Billa, who loved killing rats, devouring the savoury guts and leaving the bones to your bro to tidy up, boy, you are an inherent lawyer! My blessings....
4. Business Man- Yeah, you hate studying. You were born with a silver whisker and you have a generous benefactor, who fulfils either of the 3 conditions.
a. He is rich and has no "next of kin" and no other option besides you.
b. He is going to die soon enough leaving behind a great enterprise for you.
c. He is naïve enough to believe in your talents and your ideas.
5.Sarkari naukri- What does it matter, if you have no great ideas but if you have become the liability of the Billa Government. Your ass cannot be fired, you get paid holidays, boy you have scored a jackpot......
7. Reality check- If you don't achieve any of the above, seriously it does not matter if you become an artist, a musician, an architect or anything of that sort. You are not among the top suitors for a "Convent education billi, with skills like- gardening, painting etc".
I hope you find solace in the above 7 prospects. If you don't you could always start your own blog and start venting.........
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